Sticks of Destiny Sayings

• 15 Billion people by 2040; oh my!
• 2-4-6-8, Who do we appreciate? Ourselves! OURSELVES! Hooray!
• A bird in the hand makes it hard to masturbate.
• A great teacher never strives to explain; he simply stands next to you so you can see for yourself.
• A rainbow seen from the sky is a circle.
• All ignorance is constructed.
• Always speak your truth.
• Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. It takes on a whole new meaning here, doesn't it?
• Because of point of view your reality is quite different from mine.
• Becoming a nuclear power is nothing more than a doorway to extinction.
• Desert!? I thought they said it was in a dessert!
• Do I know you? Do I need to?
• Don't drop this stick; pass it along!
• Don't fear the future; it will be ok in the now.
• Don't let your fears drown out your humanity.
• Don't pocket this stick; pass it along!
• Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
• Education is not a major issue -- it's the only issue.
• Energy, water, food: focus on those things.
• Every hour I spend commuting is taken off my time in hell.
• Every model has a point of view.
• Experience the infinite possibilities of now.
• Feel the fear and do it anyway.
• God loves you; that's good enough for me!
• God PUT those fossils there for you to find!
• Gravity is just a theory, too.
• Have your emotions. Don't let them have you.
• Here I sit all broken hearted; This stick and I will soon be parted.
• How do you know what's true and what isn't?
• How many burners does it take to read a popsicle stick?
• I don't believe in belief.
• I got the popsicle, now you get the stick!
• I love the hills; brown in summer, green in winter!
• I never met a man I didn't like! We haven't met, have we?
• I never noticed how much I liked animals until I came to the desert.
• I never noticed how much I liked trees until I came to the desert.
• I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
• I never thought I'd miss mosquitoes until I came to the playa!
• I was going to give you something wonderful, but now I'm not.
• I went to Burning Man and all I got was this stick.
• If money didn't exist, I'd still want a better car than you.
• If people are starving, what good is money?
• If religion teaches hatred, how is it different from the KKK?
• If there's no God then what are we doing here?
• If you can imagine it, it's true.
• If you can read this you are too close.
• If you're not having fun you're doing something wrong.
• I'm here to be here with you; what are you here for?
• I'm not worried; if my fears come true I'll be dead.
• In a hundred years you'll be dead so what are you a afraid of?
• In nature, there are neither rewards nor punishments -- there are consequences.
• Is this stick aware? What about the person reading it?
• It is obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
• It's kind of ironic that they call it "rush hour" traffic.
• It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
• It's not hope that will save us but love.
• It's not right. It's not even wrong.
• It's not the destination, it's the journey.
• It's so much more friendly with two.
• I've always known there is a God but I don't know what religions are talking about.
• Just who do you think you are? And why don't you act like it?
• Keep things moving.
• Life can be painful and ugly but what can we do? Love.
• Life can be painful. But avoiding the pain is more so.
• Life can suck but it's the only gift He gave us.
• Life will keep knocking until you open the door.
• Like it or not, there IS a god and you are it (him, her, whatever).
• Love never fails.
• Love someone.
• Make the next words out of your mouth be true.
• Maybe I only exist in your mind.
• Mind fly to Japan / Soul revel in it's beauty / Body yearns to go
• Moderation in all things, including moderation!
• Mutually assured destruction worked for our parents & it will work for us.
• My father told me "Don't ever grow old," but I don't much like the alternative.
• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
• Nothing good ever came out of fear, nothing bad out of love.
• Now read the other side.
• On earth truth is a highly flexible concept.
• Once you know you can't "unknow".
• One stick to rule them all.
• Only the madman is absolutely sure.
• Only when you are free of society's rules can you discover your own.
• Our survival is an all or nothing proposition.
• Pay attention: miracles happen all the time!
• People are more important than things.
• People starving isn't a good environment, either.
• Please do not confuse my faith with someone else's religion.
• Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
• Politics: better than bringing a gun to work.
• Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts.
• Power lines carry your life's blood.
• Religion is about control but faith is about love.
• Resistance is pain and pain resistance.
• Sand, sand everywhere but not a drop to drink.
• Science & religion both get stuck on "why".
• Selling weapons is like selling your children into slavery.
• Show this stick to someone and ask if it makes any sense to *them*.
• So many cars, so little point.
• So you don't believe Darwin; how about Galileo?
• Speak your truth.
• Stick Error! Abort, Retry, Ignore?
• Sticks of Destiny: Collect them ALL!
• Stop worrying about it and get ready for whatever is next.
• Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
• Technology may well be our doom but it's also the only possible savior.
• The clock is ticking and we have decisions to make.
• The desert is not for everyone; in fact, it's not for anyone.
• The future is a race between education and catastrophe.
• The future is in humanity's hands and there is much hope in that.
• The future is now... now... now...
• The future lies in our capacity to love.
• The future's not here, the past is gone, all there is is now.
• The model is not the thing.
• The one thing you know is that you don't really know anything.
• The only difference between good and bad is you.
• The only power you have comes in the now.
• The question is not whether there are aliens but why we don't see more of them.
• The simplest schoolboy is now familiar with truths for which Archimedes would have sacrificed his life.
• The story is just the frame of reality.
• The story of the grasshopper and the ant was written by an ant.
• The term "Christianity" is so heavily overloaded that it's almost meaningless.
• The universe is recreated every instant. You're still here! Someone must love you very much!
• The word religion carries so much baggage that it practically can't move.
• There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don't.
• There is only one thing.
• There isn't really any such thing as an "objective" reality.
• Things exist that you can't eat or fuck.
• Thinking is linking.
• This is not a popsicle stick.
• This moment will never come again. Live it!
• This moment will never come again. Love it!
• This stick expired yesterday.
• This stick has expired; please upgrade.
• This stick inspected by number 6.
• This stick intentionally left blank.
• This would make a great beach if only we had an ocean.
• To know us is to love us.
• To whom would you bend you knee?
• Tree, tree, where you be? Why can't you show some green for me?
• Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
• Trying to enhance experience is like gilding the lily.
• Unfair is just something you made up.
• Use your internal voice!
• We are all in the Red King's dream.
• We are all the center of a reality.
• We could avoid the fate of the dinosaurs but will we?
• We don't need to protect Mother Earth, we need to keep her from evicting us.
• We live in interesting times: both a blessing and a curse.
• We love our technology but let's not get carried away.
• We make the world we live in and shape our own environment.
• We must give up oil! Our very lives are at stake.
• We're all winners. We just don't like the event we got the gold for.
• We're close to the limit of what this world can handle.
• We're here, we fear, get over it.
• We're in the same boat: paddle, bail or sleep but stop poking holes in the bottom!
• What are you looking at? Go experience something!
• What beliefs would you die for?
• What made us think burning hydrocarbons was a good idea?
• What makes us think we know anything?
• What the hell are we doing here?
• When I was a kid we had a sand box. Look at us now!
• When life knocks on your door answer -- or it will knock harder.
• When traffic merges let the other guy in.
• When we find the Secret, we're going to be SO embarrassed!
• Who am I to you?
• Who are you?
• Why are you here? After that, the rest is easy.
• Why DO we compare ourselves to other people?
• Why should you like the future? Your grandparents don't like the present!
• Without electricity we'd be worse off than the Romans.
• Without the rule of law we're screwed.
• Ye cannae change the laws of physics. But everything else is pretty flexible.
• You are the author, everything else is just your book.
• You cannot possibly believe that this dirt ball we live on is all there is!
• you can't be fixed because you aren't broken.
• Your emotions are yours, they're not you.
• You're perfect the way you are.

Sayings I like

• Define God. Give two examples.
• If a man speaks in the forest and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
• I'm not perfect; I'm perfecting.
• Look before you leap -- but he who hesitates is lost.
• Conservatives always have something to conserve.
• Everything I say is a lie.
• Is that the truth that hurts or the truth that sets you free?
• Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
• Life's a bitch and then you die.
• Lord, don't give me what I deserve; mercy, I want mercy!
• My imaginary friend can beat your imaginary friend!
• My karma ran over your dogma.
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of humanity. Women too.
• Ok, but when the water gets up to my lower lip, I'm going to tell SOMEBODY!
• The opposite of love is fear, not hate.
• But the greatest of these is love.
• Don't follow leaders; watch the parking meters.
• Don't take life seriously; you'll never get out of it alive.
• God started a joke that set the whole world laughing.
• If life doesn't offer a game worth playing, then invent a new one.
• If you can fake sincerity, the rest is easy.
• IS NOT IS NOT NOT IS.
• It felt good to get out of the rain.
• Man with a hammer.
• There is no reason to go beyond reasonableness.
• Adequate is better than perfect because it's cheaper.
• Aim higher.
• All I want is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.
• Believe in two impossible things before breakfast.
• Blue skies, nothing but blue skies do I see.
• Fear is the little death that brings total annihilation.
• Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.
• I met a fool i' the desert. A motley fool.
• I told them once, I told them twice. They would not listen to advice.
• I want to know the thoughts of God. Everything else is just details.
• I was going to tell you the secret of the universe but I forgot it.
• If a person feels he can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up about it.
• I'm proud to be part of the original crowd.
• In the desert you can't remember your name.
• Learning is failure with dignity.
• Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
• Life is like a sewer -- what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
• Never teach a pig to sing.
• Nine women cannot make a baby in a month.
• No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees, no birds, no fruits, no flowers, no leaves - November!
• Not all who wander are lost.
• Patience?! How long will that take?
• Pump don't work cuz the vandals took the handle.
• Shine on, you crazy diamond.
• Sing joy spring!
• The best way to be unprepared is to plan.
• The requirements of an organization are always met at the extremities.
• The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
• The Secret of the Universe: "Always...no wait...never..."
• The truth will set you free and make you laugh.
• There's no point in knocking; I'm on the same side of the door as you!
• Those French have a different word for everything.
• We are as gods so we might as well get good at it.
• When all you got is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
• When the perfect comes, the partial will pass away.
• Why, this is very midsummer madness.
• Wisdom is the heart and the mind together.
• You cannot create in your image what I have created in Mine.
• You have to be honest to live outside the law.
• You're gonna have to trust someone.
• Drink deep of what's in front of you.
• Let go, let God.
• The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
• You can do anything except avoid the consequences of your actions.
• You gotta book yourself a comic in your act.
• In theory, theory is like practice. In practice, it isn't.
• When the water get up to my lower lip, I'm going tell somebody!