Fix Two Burts

I fix two burts in the morning.
I fix two burts at night.
I fix two burts in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I fix two burts in time of peace, and two in time of war
I fix two burts before I fix two burts,
And then I fix two more

my Daddy he once told me "son you be a codin. man"
my momma she once told me "son add all the features you can"
But, then one day I met a man who comes to me and blurts
"codin' good, and features fine but first take care of burts"

So now I fix two burts when I get up
in the car I fix two burts
I fix two burts when I play video games
and whenever my wrist hurts
I FIX TWO BURTS!

I fix two burts in time of peace
And two in time of war
I fix two burts before I fix two burts,
And then I fix two more
FIX THOSE BURTS!