Tarantara!
When the foeman bares his steel,
        Tarantara! tarantara! 
    We uncomfortable feel,
        Tarantara! 
    And we find the wisest thing,
        Tarantara! tarantara! 
    Is to slap our chests and sing,
        Tarantara! 
    For when threatened with émeutes,
        Tarantara! tarantara! 
    And your heart is in your boots,
        Tarantara! 
    There is nothing brings it round 
    Like the trumpet's martial SOUND, 
    Like the trumpet's martial sound
    Tarantara! tarantara!, 
    Tarantara, ra, ra, tarantara!
MABEL:
    Go, ye heroes, go to glory, 
    Though you die in combat gory, 
    Ye shall live in song and story.
        Go to immortality! 
    Go to death, and go to slaughter; 
    Die, and every Cornish daughter 
    With her tears your grave shall water.
        Go, ye heroes, go and die!
EDITH AND CHORUS OF GIRLS:
    Go, ye heroes, go and die! 
    Go, ye heroes, go and die!
SERGEANT AND CHORUS OF POLICE:
    Though to us it's evident,
        Tarantara! tarantara! 
    These attentions are well meant,
        Tarantara! 
    Such expressions don't appear,
    Tarantara! tarantara! 
    Calculated men to cheer
        Tarantara! 
    Who are going to meet their fate
    In a highly nervous state.
        Tarantara! tarantara! tarantara! 
    Still to us it's evident 
    These attentions are well meant.
        Tarantara! tarantara! tarantara!
EDITH:
    Go and do your best endeavour, 
    And before all links we sever, 
    We will say farewell for-ever.
        Go to glory and the grave!
GIRLS:
    Go to glory and the grave! 
    For your foes are fierce and ruthless, 
    False, unmerciful, and truthless; 
    Young and tender, old and toothless,
        All in vain their mercy crave.
SERGEANT:
    We observe too great a stress, 
    On the risks that on us press, 
    And of reference a lack 
    To our chance of coming back. 
    Still, perhaps it would be wise 
    Not to carp or criticise, 
    For it's very evident 
    These attentions are well meant.
POLICE:
    Yes, it's very evident 
    These attentions are well meant, 
    Evident, yes, well meant, evident 
    Ah, yes, well meant!
GIRLS:
    Yes, it's very evident 
    These attentions are well meant, 
    Evident, yes, well meant, evident 
    Ah, yes, well meant!
Women sing there first verse again
Men sing the first verse again.
Everyone sings 
    Taraantara! Taraantara! Tarantara! tarantara!, 
    Tarantara, ra, ra, tarantara!